I tried a beer this weekend brewed with rabbit...
It was a bit too hoppy for my taste.
Rabbit Jokes
Attorney General
The attorney general decides to hold a contest ...
What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?
A jacked rabbit.
A bear, a wolf, and a rabbit.
A bear, a wolf and a rabbit were traveling thro...
The secret services of the USA, Israel and Russia argue about which is most effective.
An impartial Swiss judge releases a rabbit into...
A rabbit, a buzzard and a turtle.
This was told to me by my grandfather years ago...
What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
Two Blondes are out on a hike....
....when one looks down and sees some tracks. "...
I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers...
it was hare-raising.
At the end of the Vietnam war
An American and Vietcong General were discussin...
3 bats are sitting on a branch
and one of them goes off and comes back a few m...
A groaner for you all...
A rabbit hops its way into a trendy cafe in Mel...
What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?
The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the Fr...
"Ay yo Lion! You coward! Come on out and fight me!", yells the rabbit,
standing outside the lions cave. There is no r...
I tried some of those little, rabbit Peeps...
(they tasted just like chicken)
The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest
The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest to see...
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA . . .
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying t...
A deer is walking by a house...
when it sees a crow fly into a window. The deer...
My high school maths teacher used to tell me that I didn't have a single intelligent hair on my head. I proved him totally wrong today! I got 140 on an IQ test....
...by cheating - I smuggled in my super-intelli...
Witty Answer from a Four Year Old
Mom just informed me that I said this when I wa...
What do...
A grape and a bunny rabbit have in common?
The...
How do you catch a rabbit?
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
Bad money
What is the difference between an angry rabbit ...
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up behind it