To settle once and for all the discussions about what is the best police in the world a competition was held between the FBI, the Scotland Yard and the Brazilian Military Police.
The test was as follows: the organizers would release a rabbit in the forest and the police force that could find it faster would be the winner.
The FBI was the first. Using satellite photos, DNA analysis of fur samples and helicopters the rabbit was found in 3 hours and 14 minutes.
Then it was the turn of the Scotland Yard. Using behavior analysts, psychologists, scholars of the species of rabbits and carrots with soporific, they captured the bunny in 1 hour and 30 minutes. The FBI was devastated.
Then it was the turn of the Brazilian PM. They entered the forest with a bag and a rope.
They came back in 23 minutes, leaving everyone impressed. Then they opened the bag, inside it there was a skunk, curled up, bruised, crying:
—I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! I swear I'm a rabbit!
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