Parrot Jokes

Parrot Jokes

A woman walked in to a pet shop...

... to buy some food for her dog, while in the ...

Prostitute Parrots

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Fa...

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parro...

The minister's wife and the parrot

A minister's wife goes to buy a parrot for her ...

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Fat...

THE FIGHT STARTED !!

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spot...

Bad Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a g...

Cheap Parrot

Cheap Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop & imme...

The assistant adn the man

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parro...

After my friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow.

I also taught it to say, "Dave, it's your brot...

John's parrot had a dirty mouth....

so he took it to a psychiatrist.The psychiatris...

Bring the water, Bob

A woman goes to a bird shop one day to buy a bi...

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Swearing Parrot

Did you hear about guy who had a parrot who swo...

The swearing parrot.

Did you hear about guy who had a parrot who swo...

My parrot got himself a new suit.

It’s polly ester.

An illusionist was employed to entertain the guests of a cruise ship.

He had a handful of good tricks he performed q...

Joke Time:The Boss

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parro...

The Parrot

A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking par...

A man needs help doing chores around the house

So he asks around saying he needs someone to do...

A man goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for a file.

A man goes into a hardware store and asks the c...

A woman went to a pet shop..

..and immediately spotted a large, beautiful pa...

The parrot and the lady

The local pet store had a very talkative and ob...