A magician was performing on a cruise ship
A magician was doing a show for passengers aboa...
Parrot Jokes
A neighborhood troublemaker was playing pirates in his front yard
A neighborhood troublemaker was playing pirates...
"Hey lady!"
A woman is walking her normal route to work and...
THE CAT AND THE LAB
A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veter...
birthday presents
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a...
"Birthday gift"
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a...
A grandmother of three wealthy sons is celebrating her birthday.
She is very old, slightly old-fashioned in tast...
A lady walks past a pet storr
A lady walks by a pet store on her way to work....
Reunion
Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since...
The Boss
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parro...
High School Reunion
Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since...
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
"Cool, where'd you get that?" says the bartende...
The lady kept her parrot in the kitchen. One day she opened a pack of frozen chicken parts.
She dumped the parts in a pan and said, "What a...
If you have a parrot and you don't teach him to say "Help, they turned me into a parrot" you wasting everybody's time
Shamelessly stolen from /r/funny
The worst racist joke I can think of.
A black man and a parrot walk into a bar
The B...
A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot
The next day he woke up and shouted "Where's my...
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift.
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a...
Bar joke
Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his sho...
A man entered a pet shop...
...wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner poin...
I bought a parrot...
And it could talk. But it did not say "I'm hung...
A little boy with a speech impediment goes trick or treating as a pirate...
He gets to the first house and an old lady answ...
REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please.
I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a coupl...
A Frenchman walls into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...
The bartender says, "Where'd you get that?"
Th...
Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?
...because he was using too much fowl language