Parrot Jokes

Parrot Jokes

What is a polygon ?

What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !

How do you get a cut-price parrot ?

How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird ...

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send...

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Spe...

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a sh...

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a wo...

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a ce...

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because sh...

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word.

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one...

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?...

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parro...

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

What profession did the parrot get into when it...

What's the definition of a Parapet?

What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot ...

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?...

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist?...

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

What did the parrot say when he was using the I...

What's the definition of Polystyrene?

What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic...

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

What do you call a parrot when it has dried its...

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Po...

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Pol...

Which bird ran for President?

Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It...

What's a parrot's favourite game?

What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!