A minister's wife goes to buy a parrot for her husband, who's always wanted one. The pet store owner says he only has one parrot left, but until yesterday it lived in a brothel.
"Oh no, my husband's a minister, I couldn't take that parrot," she says.
The store owner assures her it doesn't swear or say anything inappropriate so she buys it, but she's wary.
When she gets the parrot home, it looks around and says, "new house...new house". She starts to feel better.
When her two daughters come home, the parrot looks at them and says, "new girls...new girls." The minister's wife is feeling good and can't wait until her husband gets home.
When her husband gets home, the parrot looks at him and says, "Hi Dave."
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