Did you hear about guy who had a parrot who swore continually. Finally, the guy told the parrot if he didn't clean up his language, he was going to throw him in the freezer. The parrot continued to swear, so the guy did as he had threatened. After a couple of hours the guy let the parrot out of the freezer, asking him if he had learned his lesson. Shivering, the parrot said that he had and wouldn't swear any more. After a few minutes, the parrot told the guy he had one question. The owner told him to ask away. "Well", the parrot asked, "what the heck did the turkey do?"
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