I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, "Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"
I said, "Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"
T...
Parrot Jokes
The Parrot
A young attorney has just moved into a new apar...
Guy walks into a bar...
So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York...
Plastic parrots
A father is talking to his three year old son t...
What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?
A Walkie Talkie
The nasty parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a g...
MY PARROTS
A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father,...
Porcine Assistance
One of the oink-oinks on Old MacDonald's farm w...
Parrots and the Priest
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Fat...
A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.
The Bartender says, "Hey, that is really someth...
A woman takes her parrot to the vet.
The vet takes one look at the motionless bird a...
What's a Polygon?
A dead parrot.
A man walks into a pet store
and he walks over to the clerk sees this parrot...
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender says, "wow where did you get that?" P...
Another parrot joke
A pet store owner had a parrot that he couldn't...
Is it racist if it's true? Read and answer.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on h...
A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks
A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse servin...
How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?
He had to parrot.
I asked a poor pirate why he had a seagull on his shoulder instead of a proper parrot.
"Arrrr...it were on sail.'
A pirate walks into a bar ...
A pirate walks into a bar with the ship's wheel...
What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Geography teacher dropped this dad joke on us in the middle of class
Context: talking about permafrost. They way veg...
The parrot.
A guy is walking in the street when suddenly a ...
Two fill in the blank jokes for your particular rivalry.
1. What's the difference between a girl from __...
Here's a terrible joke I heard on the radio.
So, a families toilet stopped working so they c...