A man goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for a file. Clerk: What kind of file do you need? Man: I don't know. Clerk:What are you going to use the file for? Man: I need to file my parrots beak. Clerk: You can't do that! It'll kill the parrot. Man: You're crazy! Just give me the file. So the man buys the file and a week later he comes back into the store. Clerk: So, how did it go with your parrot? Man: You were right; I knew he was dead before I took his head out of the vice.
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