John's parrot had a dirty mouth....

so he took it to a psychiatrist.The psychiatrist understanding the problem asked for a month to work with.
After a month when john visited the psychiatrist he was astonished to see his parrot greet him as 'Sir'.
Seeing that John was impressed the psychiatrist said:
" Well I took him through an intensive training course and now he does not cuss at all , what more if you pull its right foot ,he will ask you about your day and if you pull his left foot it will ask you about your health !."
"What would happen if I pulled both of its foot ?" asked a curious John.
The parrot says "Well then I would fall you motherf***in idiot !"

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