Parrot Jokes

Parrot Jokes

What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?

What are a parrot's favourite literary characte...

What's a parrot's favourite song?

What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrot...

Why is politics for the birds?

Why is politics for the birds? Because politici...

Why did the bird join he air force?

Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted t...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting Pieces of four?

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting Piec...

What is a parrot?

What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

This guy is selling three parrots.

This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy ...

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parro...

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a ...

Why are you crying Fred?

Why are you crying Fred? asked the teacher. 'Co...

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an e...

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A ...

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Goril...

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He ...

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

What did the parrot say when he was using the I...

Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?

Teacher : The word politics - can you give me a...

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the ...

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot wi...

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?

Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a par...

A Guy Walks Into…

A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse servin...

A Frenchman Walks Into…

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on h...

Quite a Crowd

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his...