Bring the water, Bob

A woman goes to a bird shop one day to buy a bird and notices a parrot on sale for $1000.

So she calls the shopkeeper Bob and asks "Why is this parrot so expensive ?"

Bob replies "Oh, this parrot can speak, that's why."

The woman then faces the parrot and says "Hi, how are you?"

The parrot says" You look like a whore"

The woman then tells the shopkeeper she won't buy the parrot because it's offensive.

Bob takes the parrot to the bathroom and submerges it in water until it agrees not to say such things, and takes it back to the woman and says" It won't do anything like that again".

The woman then asks the parrot "What would you think if one man walks into my house?"

"It's your husband"

"What if two men walk into my house? "

" Your Husband and his brother "

" What if three men walk into my house? "

" Your husband, his brother, and his father. "

" What if four men walk into my house?"

The parrot then shouts "Bob, bring the water."