Monkey Jokes

Monkey Jokes

George of the Jungle vs Titanic


Prepare yourself. I have uncovered information...

An American and Japanese


An American and Japanese were sitting next to ...

Investigating a terrible accident


There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunat...

WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST?


There was this tiger who woke up one morning a...

Ugly Baby


A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus d...

Stupid bamboooooo


why does a bamboo does?


ans:it helps the mon...

Dangerous Golf Courses


The next time you complain about that tricky w...

Monkey


why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
~bec...

The Monkey and the Fridge


Q-Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree? A-b...

Investigating a terrible accident


There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunate...

Knock KnockWho's there?Quiet Tina!Quiet Tina


Knock KnockWho's there?Quiet Tina!Quiet Tina w...

5 monkeys


Q:why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
...

Baby on the bus


A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The busdri...

Knock KnockWho's there?Albee!Albee!Albee a monkey's


Knock KnockWho's there?Albee!Albee!Albee a mon...

Knock Knock 5


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba!
Alba ...

Silicon Valley Monkeys


A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store lo...

We won't know


A couple who were having trouble having a baby...

The Ugly Baby


This woman on the train had an ugly baby. I kn...

Monkey Tail in the Cognac


The scene: a posh bar, velvet draperies, piani...

The Drunk!


It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a ch...

There is a monkey in the bar


A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He t...

Total proof that girls are smarter than boys!


He:"I've got an idea"
She:"Beginner's luck"
...

Computer Monkeys


A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looki...

The Top 16 Signs Your Fast Food Order Has Been Outsourced


16> You're surprised and delighted to hear ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Willoughby!Willoughby who?Willoughby a


Knock KnockWho's there?Willoughby!Willoughby w...