This woman on the train had an ugly baby. I know an ugly baby when I see one. And I only glimpsed it. This fellow enters the coach. He's half smashed. And he gets to the seat where the woman is with the baby ...She heard him when he said to himself, "Damn!"She said, "What are you looking at?"The guy said, "I'm lookin' at that ugly baby. That's a bad-lookin' baby, lady ..."The woman took this as an offence. She pulls the emergency cord, the train stops, and the conductor comes in. The lady says, "This man just insulted me ..."The conductor says, "Now calm down, lady. The railroad will go to any extent to avoid having differences with the passengers. Perhaps it would be to your convenience if we were to rearrange your seating. And as a small compensation from the railroad, if you'll accompany me to the dining car, we'll give you a free meal. And maybe we'll find a banana for your monkey."
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