Q:why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A:he was dead
Q:why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A:he was stapled to the first monkey
Q:why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A:he was stapled to the second monkey?
Q:why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
A:monkey see monkey do
Q:why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree?
A:peer pressure
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