Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba!
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee!
Albee a monkey's uncle!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alberta!
Alberta who!
Alberta'll be over in a minute!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alda!
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!
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