A couple who were having trouble having a baby went to see a doctor. The
doctor gave him a revolutionary new injection made from monkey glands, which
worked perfectly. Nine months and two weeks later, his wife had a baby. When the
nurse came out of the delivery room with the news, he asked, "Is it a boy or a
girl?" - "We won't know until it comes down off the light fixtures."
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