Monkey Jokes

Monkey Jokes

Making a Monkey Of Them

Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a...

Ugly Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...

Smart Monkeys

‪16.‬A tourist walked into a pet shop and w...

Did you hear the Coco Pops monkey was recently murdered?

Tony the Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop all got k...

A Woman Gets On The Bus With Her Baby

The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby t...

Which monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

A gorilla that swung too far

A zoo was barely making ends meet. The head zoo...

A girl realised that she had grown hair between her legs.

She got worried and asked her mom about that ha...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby

The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby t...

There's been a shooting at a local bar...

And the only survivor is a monkey. The police a...

NY Times said Gen Xers spend the most amount of time on the internet.

Data were collected by survey monkey, analyzed ...

We're two days into the Chinese New Year, the year of the rooster

and I'm still writing year of the monkey on my ...

A Woman Gets On a Bus With Her Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Becaus...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby

The bus driver says: *''Ugh, that's the ugliest...

Control Dear Control

A girl realized that she had grown hair between...

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Bonobo Monkey?

One is a sex-obsessed wild animal ...
and the ...

A girl realised she had grown hair in betweem her legs

She asked her mother about that hair, her mom c...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why did the second monkey fall out of...

One day a woman and her baby got onto a bus...

As the woman paid the fare, the bus driver said...

One day a woman and her baby got onto a bus


As the woman paid the bus driver, he said to h...

Ugliest Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus d...