Evil Overlord Handbook Part Six
51. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I w...
Monkey Jokes
What do you get when
What do you get when you cross an [ethnic] and...
What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert...
What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert?
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The Ugliest Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...
-Ese
An American and Japanese were sitting next to e...
The Hat Seller
A man selling hats went to a jungle for a rest....
Silly Monkey
What kind of monkey eats chips?
A chipmunk!
Monkey Eyes
There was a fatal bus accident and the only sur...
Chimonken
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a...
Key
What key opens no lock?
A Monkey!
Happy Birthday Song
I know this might be a little on the stupid sid...
Japan is in Trouble
Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have...
Falling
Q. Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A. Bec...
Just Like Me
This is a joke to do to a very gullible person....
Don't Feel Bad...
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, thin...
The Haunted Closet
Once there was a girl named Maria having her 13...
I Can Live With That!
One day, a man goes to a hotel. There is only o...
What Kind of Key
What kind of key can't open a door.
A monkey
Monkey Manners
Several years ago, Baltimore Zoo decided to enc...
Favorite Professor One Liners
1. All of you, stand in a straight circle.
2...
How It Works
How It Works
Once upon a time a man told a s...
Jenny's Wren
Jenny walks into a pet shop and says to Bobby, ...
Don't Blame the Monkey!
There was a coconut tree and 4 animals.
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Boing Boing
In the morning elephants put springs on their f...
Michael Jackson and Speed Racer
What do Michael Jackson and Speed Racer have in...