The Top 16 Signs Your Fast Food Order Has Been Outsourced

16> You're surprised and delighted to hear perfect, accent-free
English.


15> Your Happy Meal now comes with total enlightenment.


14> "Would you prefer steamed monkey brains or fried blubber
with that?"


13> The order-taker asks if you want fries and to help his
foreign minister move $30 million out of his country.


12> "This is K!gxg -- can I take your order, unsuspecting
earthling?"


11> The McNuggets come in a little cardboard doghouse.


10> The bad news: Your drunken gibberish netted you an order of
French *flies*.
    The good news: It didn't matter because
you were drunk.


 9> "Hold on, Honey... um, Miss Cleo predicts you'd
like to super-size that order."


 8> "Vait!  Don't disobey!  You VILL
super-size it!!"


 7> Ordered: Coke, burger and fries.
    Delivered: Goat liver and rice.


 6> "Would you like fries with that, overfed
war-mongering imperialist pig-dog?"


 5> Man, the sandwich order from that new deli is
taking FOREVER!


 4> Your Big Yak with extra cheese won't fit in the car.


 3> "No, no, no, sir.  I am so sorry, but I
cannot allow you to partake of a sacred cow.  Vishnu would be
very displeased Please try the fish."


 2> "... and your total comes to the annual income of
my entire village, Mr. Greedy American."


 1> Two no-beef patties, curry sauce, lentils, curd,
chutney, saffron on a cardamom-seed naan.


            
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