I made this one up aaaaalllll by myself
Q: What do you call a muscial monkey?
A: Goril...
Monkey Jokes
Thank you and goodnight!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus dr...
Ugly Baby
There's a woman flying on a plane with her baby...
First time posting here. I always found this f$%#ed up, but hilarious.
Q: Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?
A: S...
What's invisible and smells like bananas?
....Monkey farts
The monkey in the bathroom.
Tell a child there is a monkey in the bathroom....
Hippo Bacon
I asked my mom once, "You know how they have tu...
I'll never hire a monkey plumber off Reddit again!
I told him my pipes were clogged up, he recomme...
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
It won't be long now...
Tortoises's Birthday
All the animals in the jungle were gathered to ...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby t...
Searched for 'worlds best joke' and got this...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver...
Two monkeys get into a bath...
The first monkey says: "OOOO OOO AHHHH AHHHH AH...
A woman gets on the bus with her baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus d...
Last Halloween
Last Halloween, I went to a costume party. I s...
[Punchline wanted] Charles Darwin, Jean-Baptiste Lamarck, and Jerry Lewis walk into a bar. To their surprise, the bartender is a monkey.
Lamarck notes that the monkey's arms have becom...
It’s not just the way you tell ‘em: researchers find the official 50 funniest jokes of all time
6. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was ...
Not sure if repost, but still funny
A women with a baby walks on to a public bus. T...
Two monkeys are in a bath.
Two monkeys are in a bath, the first monkey tu...
What's yellow and smells of bananas?
Monkey vomit
On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus.
On this morning a woman and her baby were takin...
On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus.
On this morning a woman and her baby were takin...
Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate movie?
Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate m...
Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate movie?
Punch Lines Did you hear abou that new pirate m...