Monkey Jokes

Monkey Jokes

3 Monkeys


Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?...

You Know Your Postal Carrier Is Working Too Hard W


...Announces he just married a sheet of Marily...

With a monkey wrench!


Q: How do you fix a broken chimp?
A: With a m...

Hit the Monkey


2 guys go into a bar. One guy said to the othe...

Because it was dead.


Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A...

Monkeying around


Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Beca...

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...


A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up ...

Fun Things to Do on a Bus


1. Swing from the metal railings on the ceilin...

Knock Knock 150


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas w...

A monkey with a machine gun.


Q: What�s black and dangerous and lives in a t...

Top 16 signs you hired a bad firewokrs expert


1> For kicks, sticks roman candle in empty ...

WHAT??????


WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE?
IT D...

The monkey and the tree


Q:Why did the monkey fall off the tree?


A:Be...

How'd You Want T


A little old lady had two monkeys for years. O...

Dog vs. Leopard at Safari


A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Afr...

Monkies in a tree.


There were 4 monkeys in a tree.


Why did the ...

The Top 13 Signs You Need Anger-Management Counseling (Part I)


13> You find yourself patiently explaining ...

The Japenese and the American


An American and a Japanese were sitting on the...

Hit the Monkey


2 guys go into a bar. One guy said to the othe...

Monkey Joke


why can't a bicycle stand by its self?


Cause...

Animal Trickery


A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Afr...

Birds


what is yellow and smells of bananas? monkey s...

Planet of the Apes:


* Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that...

Monkey Business


(Written by Michael Wilson for the Oregonian, ...

YOU KNOW NO ONE LOVES YOU IF...


- The pet cat got better food than you did.
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