Once upon a time, a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
Once upon a time, a man appeared in a village a...
Monkey Jokes
What business is King Kong in?
What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise.
An old farmer is driving down a country road in...
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental...
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who ...
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and...
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twiste...
What business is King Kong in?
What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the ki...
A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey?
A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that ma...
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus dr...
Still can’t read minds
The guy who invented predictive text died last ...
Stylish but Illegal Monkey Found Roaming Toronto IKEA
—Source: The Globe and Mail