Monkey Jokes

Monkey Jokes

What business is King Kong in?

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

Q: What do you get when you put an experimental...

What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?

What's the difference between a sigh, a car and...

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twiste...

What business is King Kong in?

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the ki...

A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey?

A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that ma...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus dr...

Still can’t read minds

The guy who invented predictive text died last ...