He:"I've got an idea"
She:"Beginner's luck"
He:"Are you trying to make a monkey out of me?"
She:"No, why should I take the credit?"
He:"So it's a battle of wits between us?"
She:"No, I never pick on an unarmed man"
He:"I manage to keep my head above water"
She:"That's because wood floats"
He:"I won't stand these insults. I have a lot of backbone"
She:"Yes, but the bone is all at the top"
He:"Intelligence reigns supreme in our family"
She:"Well, you must have been born during a dry spell"
He:"I'm nobody's fool"
She:"Perhaps you can get someone to adopt you"
He:"My mother thinks I'm a great wit"
She:"She's half right"
He:"You are driving me out of my mind"
She:"It's not a drive, it's a putt."
(Joke taken from: "The Serious Joke Book" by George Coote)
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