WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE?
IT DIED.
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WHY DID THE HOUSE COLLAPSE?
YOUR MOM SAT ON IT.
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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?
SO DO I...
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WHAT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE?
THE CLOWN FELL IN THE MUD.
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