Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quebec!
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quiet Tina!
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
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