Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Ears
A little boy was out trick or treating one Hal...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to...
Comments on Children
"Children are like animals at the zoo. They ar...
No Cockroaches...
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being part...
Visit to the butchers
Little Naomi goes to her kosher butchers and a...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense,...
The storyteller
One day, Hannah the teacher is reading out lou...
I know the truth
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmat...
Praying Without Ceasing
Before our grandson Erik was 2 years old, he h...
Bitter End
Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, gi...
Miracle of Birth (and coincidence)
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis h...
Clinton Fan
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She a...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs?
GROUND B...
Bees hair
�Mummy,� says little Issy, �Why do bees have s...
What do you call...
...something with 100 eyes,300 legs and every ...
My Sense of Humor
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant wi...
5 Fun Things For Professors To Do
1.Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically m...
The Top 17 Other Teen Bumper Stickers
17> The Guy on My Fake ID Is an Honor Roll ...
Why did the...
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?
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Fast Dad!
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of h...
Church
One Sunday morning, a little girl and her moth...
Hip-Hop
Why did Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?
For dri...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver'...
In the shower
A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnn...