Little Naomi goes to her kosher butchers and asks, �Mummy wants to know how
much is the duck?�
The butcher replies, ��12.�
�OK,� says Naomi, �Could you please send us the bill.�
�I'm sorry,� says the butcher, �but you'll have to take the whole bird.�
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