Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and lo...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Talkin' Walkin' Kids
"We spend the first twelve months of our child...
Dead Sea
Benjamin was enjoying his trip to the Dead Sea...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animal...
Laughing Baby
A baby boy was just born. He had all his piece...
Got Milk?
There was a mother and her 6-year-old son sitt...
Letter to Mom
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and see...
I can go fishing!
Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings...
Take Two
A little boy was watching a handyman at work o...
Indifferent
One day, during English class, Miss Figpot ask...
Soup
Mummy and daddy had taken little Benjy to Bloo...
" No, just purple monsters with pink spots!&q
Anne: "I have been seeing purple monsters with...
The Top 10 Signs You've Got Furbymania
10. You're lined up before opening at the gas ...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonsaise say to the refriget...
What kids say
'Never trust a dog to watch your food.' - Patr...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?
A Rocket S...
Dumb Britney Spears
Britney Spears sais to a fish: How do you have...
A watch dog
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch ...
He called a toe truck
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his t...
God's apples of life
A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...
Whorehouse
A little boy hears the word "whorehouse" in sc...
My 10 year old daughter
My 10 year old daughter keeps coming into the ...
Animal Noises
A mother was reading a book about animals to h...
Bugs
what do you call a bug that bugs you a buger