Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Pigs


why do pigs fly because they have wings

Uncle Ted


One day at the end of class Little Johnny's te...

Kid's Wisdom


Never trust a dog to watch your food. -Patrick...

A letter to Santa


One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "...

Grandpa


Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a ben...

Yo Teeth


Yo teeth is so yellow when the sun shines it g...

Teaching a Bunch Hooligans


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

How Many Times Can You Get Married?


A little boy was attending his first wedding. ...

My Dad's better...


Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting ...

Tasty Caterpillars?


Are caterpillars good to eat?" asked little To...

Things Children Have Learned


No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize ...

Potential and Reality


A kid comes home from school with a writing as...

Apple


IF YOU HAVE 3 APPLES AND TAKE 2 THEN HOW MANY ...

What do you get


what do you get if you cross a jeep with a dog...

Friends


One Spring afternoon, I came home to find two ...

Afters


While she was eating her locks hen pudding, li...

On A Dark & Stormy Night


One summer evening during a violent thundersto...

A man was helping one of his cows


A man was helping one of his cows give birth, ...

LSD Cocktail


Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth...

Birthing Experience


An old country doctor went way out to the boon...

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?


Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bul...

My Father


Three boys were bragging about their fathers. ...

Garters


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

Laughter Galore !!!


Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handb...

Pregnant


When I was six months pregnant with my third c...