No Cockroaches...

Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless,
was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees
started swirling around, annoying Little Johnny. He began
stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling
the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That's
it! No honey for you for one month!"


Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some butterflies, and
soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet. His
father again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought,
said, "No butter for you for one month!"


Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner, and got
jumpy when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen
floor. She began stomping on them one by one until all the
cockroaches were dead. Johnny's mother looked up to find Johnny
and his father standing there watching her, to which Johnny
said, "Are you going to tell her, daddy, or do you want me to?"