On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs first"
The boy started saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z"
The teacher asked at the end "Where is your P?"
The boy answered "Running down my pants!!"
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