1.Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises.
2. After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for
attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" and mention that yesterday was the last
day to drop.
3. After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream, "MY
PACEMAKER!"
4. Wear a pointed Kaiser helmet and a monocle and carry a riding
crop.
5. Gradually speak softer and softer and then suddenly point to a student
and scream, "YOU! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"
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