A little boy was out trick or treating one Halloween dressed as a pirate.
A lady opened the door and looked at him and said, "You're a cute little pirate. Where are your buccaneers?"
He looked at her and said, "Under my buckin' hat, lady."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
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