The Top 17 Other Teen Bumper Stickers

17> The Guy on My Fake ID Is an Honor Roll Student


16> Hwz My Drvg? Txt Me ;=)


15> I'd rather be downloading porn


14> I totally nailed your honor student daughter last weekend -- STILL proud?


13> WWJ.LoD?


12> American by Birth, Goth by the Grace of Lucifer


11> I watch "American Idol"... and I vote!


10> My Teen Is an Honor Student at the Betty Ford Clinic (Osbourne family only)


9> Honk If Your Piercing Infected Your Tattoo


8> How's my applying-eyeliner-while-balancing-the-wheel-with-my-elbows, talking-to-Felicity-McIntyre-on-my-cell-about-whether-ohmigod!-Jimmy-Anderson-really-likes-me?


7> If You Can See the Zits on My Forehead, You're Too Close


6> Do Not Tailgate -- Your Daughter May Be Under the Steering Wheel


5> They're called subwoofers, Gramps


4> White Suburban Teen Who Thinks He's an Inner-City Rapper on Board


3> Am I Hot or Not? Call 1-800-4 R KELLY


2> Objects in Driver's Sweater Are Larger Than They Appear


1> My Other Parents Let Me Drive Their Porsche


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