Church

One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway
through, the little girl tells her mother she's going to be sick. Her mother
tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back
after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up.
''Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way 'round the back.
There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'''