Baby Sister
A new mother took her baby daughter to the sup...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Poachers' Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He wa...
First Day of School
Little Johnny comes home from his first day of ...
Rope
Whats the longest rope in the world?
EUROPE!
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum?
A: I ...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned hi...
Ugly
Why was your mom scared when you were born?
B...
Frog noise
A sister and brother are talking to each other...
Greatest hitter
A little boy was overheard talking to himself ...
Question to Dad
One day, A girl asked her father why her name ...
Is it a Boy or Girl Cat?
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see ...
The chicken
why did the chiken cross the park?
to get to ...
Bad report card
On a bad school report, the teacher reported, ...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?
Bec...
Playing with boys
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outs...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blu...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watch...
Slow cop
A woman was driving her old beat up car on the...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?
With a seesa...
Peeping Kids
Three children pass a lit, open window and loo...
Crowded airliner
As the crowded airliner is about to take off, ...
Biting your fingernails!
Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time....
Why dogs sniff
Ed was a successful computer programmer and a h...
Which cat you cant trust
Which cat can you not trust?
a Cheet-ah
Control Yourself
A man observed a woman in the grocery store wi...