Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Dr. Michael Christopher Anders

The esteemed Brain Doctor, Michael Christopher ...

A pregnant woman is in labor

A pregnant woman goes into labor and is rushed ...

Your wife has been in a terrible car crash.

A man goes to the hospital after his wife has b...

A doctor amputated a hand on a patient

and the doctor said to the patient

"on the oth...

A doctor orders a custom-made wallet

A doctor performs circumcisions at the local ho...

A man goes to the doctor

A man goes to the doctor for a physical. He's c...

A comfortably old joke

A doctor runs a test on an elderly lady in the ...

I was born with abnormally large arms....

...the doctor said I was very humerus

I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday.

I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition.
...

A man goes to the doctor extremely panicked

He says to the physician "Doctor doctor, you've...

A gangrene infection

A doctor at a hospital was out back on a smoke ...

father O'Brien goes to the doctor as he isn't feeling well...

The doctor gives him a full physical. The prie...

an old lady goes to the doctor complaining she is farting all the time

But at least they are silent and without any sm...

There was a business man that used to travel a lot

But every time he went to the airport, he got s...

There should be a specific type of doctor for being on call.

They'd be called cancer-ogists

^because^cancer...

Went for a check up at the doctor's office...

The doctor came to me and said, "You really nee...

An old miser was on his deathbed.

Because of his obsession with money, he didn't ...

A man goes into the doctor...

complaining about a terrible pain in his leg. ...

shot in the stomach (NSFW)

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down...

My Zombie Friend

was getting fat. So his doctor put him on a di...