A man goes into the doctor...

complaining about a terrible pain in his leg. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Well, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
Horrified, the man responds, "Really? Is that what's causing the pain?"
And the doctor says, "No, if you want me to examine you you're going to have to stop masturbating."

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