A doctor performs circumcisions at the local hospital. For 12 years he has preserved the discarded foreskins in the lab. One day, he takes the foreskins to a leatherworker and asks him to make a wallet. The leatherworker looks at him skeptically but agrees.
After several weeks the doctor is informed the wallet is ready. When the doctor arrives he is quoted a price of $15,000. Shocked, the doctor asks why the wallet costs so much.
"Well," the designer explains. "When you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."
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