A pregnant woman is in labor

A pregnant woman goes into labor and is rushed into the hospital. While giving birth, she passes out due to the pain. When she wakes up the doctor tells her congrats on her twins. But since she was out cold and they needed to put names on the birth certificates, they had her brother name them.

At this news, the woman is visibly upset. Nooo, she says; my brother is retarded. You can't let him name them.
Tough luck says the doctor. Its already done. Heres your daughter, Denise.

O that's actually a pretty good name says the woman.

And here's your son, denephew.

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