The doctor gives him a full physical. The priest is showing all the signs of too much stress, high blood pressure, etc. The doctor suggests that the priest learn to calm down - maybe take a drink every so often. The priest interrupts him, "No - Mrs Brown who minds the Rectory won't have it! She is dead set against drink." The doctor replies, "She doesn't have to know. Buy a bottle of whiskey, keep it with your shaving supplies, and every day when you shave, have a drink."
A few weeks go by and father O'Brien and Mrs Brown are walking down the main street. father O'Brien ducks into a shop and Mrs Brown waits outside. The doctor is walking by and sees Mrs Brown, "How is father O'Brien feeling?".
Mrs Brown gushes, "My goodness, doctor, he is like a new man ever since he saw you! There is a spring in his step, a twinkle in his eye, color in his cheeks." The doctor replies, "That's great!". Mrs Brown says, "There's only one problem though, doctor. I think he might be going a bit senile." "oh no" says the doctor, "what makes you say that?". Mrs Brown replies, "He's shaving 7 or 8 times a day!"
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