A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when she got shot in the stomach 3 times. The doctor told her that they cant remove the bullets because they were lodged in her babies but that the babies are fine. 15 years after the woman gave birth to two daughters and a son she was sitting in the living room when her one daughter came running and said: "Mommy mommy when i peed a bullet came out!!" the mother explained that she was shot in the stomach but that the daughter souldnt worry about a thing. a few days later the second daughter came in also claiming she peed out a bullet. again the mother explained that she was shot in her stomach. a few weeks the son comes into the house almost crying from laughter, knowing what it is going to be about the mother started explaining that she was shot in her stomach. After she finished the boy said that, that isnt what happened. whe the mother asked what happened he said: "Well this is embarrassing but I was masturbating outside and when I came I shot out a bullet and killed the neighbours dog!!"
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