I went to the doctor today and told him that I think I might have Ebola. Being skeptical, he humored me and asked "when did you first feeling these symptoms?" I responded....

Wife has hearing...

A old man thinks his wife is losing her hearing. He calls the doctor about...

Doctor's bad day

There was this doctor working one day, everything was going by as usual. then...

HMO

Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news, the doctor told his anxious patient....

A hypochondriac...

complaining about his usual long list of symptoms plus some new ones. The...

A old man goes to...

...and the doctor has some bad news. "I'm sorry to tell you this. But two...

New Passion A guy...

New Passion A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating...

Your wife is...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...

9 out of 10...

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Having a baby

There were three ladies at the obstetrician's office, waiting to see what...

Helpless Dad.

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter....