A man goes to the hospital after his wife has been in a terrible car crash. He sees the doctor. "I'm sorry to tell you but your wife is paralyzed from the neck down. From now on, you will need to feed her, bathe her, and help her go to the bathroom. She should lead a full life, however she will need 24 hour care." The husband sits down in shock. The doctor cracks a smile, "I'm just kidding, she's dead."
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