My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating.
I asked, "Why?"
He replied, "Because I'm tryin...
Doctor Jokes
A baby
A women is in the final stages of giving birth,...
A man goes to see the optometrist.
The doctor tells him that he needs to stop mast...
A man walks into a psychiatric clinic wearing nothing but saran wrap
He goes to the psychiatrist and cries, "doc, do...
New E Sport
So there is a doctor in NYC that came down with...
A gynecologist is preparing to leave for the day...
when his nurse stops him.
"Doctor, we just had...
A Newfie walks into a doctor's office...
And says
"Doc b'y, I tinks I got dat H2N2 dise...
That uncomfortable feeling when...
You're at the doctors office getting your prost...
A man hasn't been feeling so well so he goes to the doctor...
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to h...
DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts t...
A man goes to the doctor for a check up
After some tests the doctor comes in with a gr...
A man is at the doctor's office...
The doctor walks into the room and says,
"Well...
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today!
Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm p...
Wife has 5 hours to live
Doctor: I am sorry, your wife is with us for on...
I think I have procrastination disease.
I'll go to the doctor later.
An irish couple is in the hospital as the wife is having a baby....
...The doctor delivers the baby and says to the...
Why didn't Steven jobs get treated for cancer?
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
A Tribute To Tim Vine
A few of my favourite Tim Vine jokes...
1. Con...
Irish Triplets
Murphy's old lady had been pregnant for some t...
As a freshman in high school, I enjoyed going on daily runs... [OC]
After finally realizing I love running, I decid...
An African man walks into a US hospital with feverish symptoms...
Once he makes it past the sliding doors in his ...
A man visits the doctor
A man visits the doctor.
The doctor says to th...
My doctor told me that I had Eczema on my elbow...
I told him that was pretty redundant. Eggs on m...
A 9 year old patient in the hospital i work at had to have his leg amputated. He asked the doctor "will my leg ever grow back?"
The Doctor replied "sorry Johnny, you only limb...
The amazing machine
One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My ...