Doctor Jokes
A man went to the doctors...
He said "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains...
Either way, the results are not good
The phone rings and the lady of the house answe...
Doctor wants to Deer hunting, asks for Ole's help. Northern Minnesota joke, read in accent for more fun.
An old man came into the restaurant I work at t...
Rednecks Pick a Doctor
It seems a young Redneck couple are in need of ...
Man goes to a therapist. Says, "Doctor, every night I have the same dream, first I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. Over and over again, all night long. What does it mean?"
Therapist replies, "Simple. You're two tents."
What Not to Do When You Get a Prostate Exam
Last time I went in for a prostate exam, the Do...
A woman goes to the doctor with a nail in her ear
'What's the matter?' asks the doctor.
'I'm lis...
A man goes to see a new therapist...
A therapist has a new patient and has no idea w...
A man is having trouble with endurance in the bedroom.
He sees a specialist about it and the doctor re...
My doctor told my my stool was loose.
I should have warned him about sitting on it.
"A man walks into a shop..." Like most good punchlines, this ones at the end.
Eric just opened his own tile repair shop. An e...
My doctor told me my stool was loose.
I apologized. I should have warned him before h...
A man is feeling horrible and goes to the doctor.
The doctor runs numerous tests that last for ho...
My Doctor told me I had the Big C.
I asked him to be more pacific.
A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous
"It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"
"C...
A Pirate goes t' t' Doctors.
He says t' t' Doctor "I got these moles, moles ...
There was a white doctor in African village
After a while the local realised that some wome...
A married couple rushes to the hospital...
because the wife is going into labor. When they...
A father takes his son to the doctor...
After a brief wait, the concerned father brings...
A guy goes to a doctor...
...because he can't come anymore.
"Doctor I ca...
A doctor tells his patient he's got only six months to live.
A doctor tells his patient he's got only six mo...
A mud joke
(This is a translation from a french joke and m...