A man walks into a doctor's office with a piece of lettuce sticking out of his bottom.
The doctor examines him for awhile but doesn't ...
Doctor Jokes
A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except...
the doctor said he was a little cockeyed.
Doctor's remedies
One day a man named Guy was walking to work and...
So the doctor tells me I have Cancer....
I said, "That's nonsense, I'm a Gemini."
An accountant goes to the doctor...
An accountant knocks on the door of his doctor'...
I went to the doctor's office the other day
And he told me, "you've got to stop masturbatin...
Something you don't want to hear in a sonogram…
Doctor: There is the head…see they hand, they'r...
A man went to the hospital on Christmas Eve...
A single man who lived alone went to the hospit...
Her farts don't stink
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ...
A gynecologist decides to make a career change...
He always loved cars, and because he made so mu...
Are You A Doctor?:
A father walks into a bookstore with his young...
good new and bad news
an old man is at the doctors office.
doctor: i...
A man goes to the doctor
The doctor runs some tests and asks the man to ...
A chinese man goes to the eye doctor...
The doctor says "You have cataract. " and the c...
Bad news...
Doctor says, "Your test results have come back,...
My little sister's sick burn
She's 7, which makes this so much better.
Her:...
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
A woman is approached by a doctor who says "I got good news and bad news, which one would you like to hear first?"...
>I will go with the bad news so that the good n...
The doctor gave a man six months to live.
And when he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him...
I Me Myself ....... Vs Nurse
A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of...
i was at the doctor's the other day....
i was sitting in the room when the doctor retur...
I heard a glass of red wine a day was good for prostate health...
My doctor, on the other hand, says I'm doing it...
A man walks into a doctor's office completely naked except he's wrapped in saran wrap...
The doctor takes one look at him and says "I ca...
So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap...
The doctor looks up and says;
"I can clearly s...