A single man who lived alone went to the hospital on Christmas Eve. His diagnostics showed nothing wrong. The doctor asked him what he wanted.
"I want sleeping pills.."
"For what?" asked the doctor...
thats when the man pointed at the Christmas tree, and shed a tear. Soon the doctor was crying, and so was the nurse.
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