The doctor runs some tests and asks the man to come back in a few days for the results.
When the man returns the doctor sits him down and says;
I'm afraid I have some bad news, two things actually.
What is it? asks the man
Well, the doctor says, you have cancer.
Oh no, the man says, whats the other thing?
You have alzheimer's, the doctor says.
Well, the man says, at least I don't have cancer.
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